HELLO AGAIN! ITS GREAT TO SEE YOU. IM CORI&HER BUSINESS WOMAN, AND IM FEELING TOP NOTCH. WEBSITE DEVELOPMENT IS GOING SWIMMINGLY, THERES MORE 'MUSIC' IN THE WORKS THAN EVER BEFORE, AND MY INFLUENCE OVER THE WORLD GROWS INCREMENTALLY LARGER BY THE DAY.

There's a strange mood in the air up here, I almost broke my office chair because I thought I saw a bat in here this morning. It wasn't a bat, it was a SHADOW. MY EYES CAST THE MOST MAGNIFICENT LIGHT, SO THERE WAS A PARTICLE OF SOMETHING OR OTHER, IN THE AIR, LIKE A SNOWFLAKE, JUST MOVING ABOUT TO LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE TO TRICK ME TO MAKE ME FALL BACK ON THE CHAIR. A SNOWFLAKE THATS A VAMPIRE? WHAT A JOKE! I really should have STOPPED AND THOUGHT. Stupid.

What do I eat? All sorts. I'm trying to get a grip on food. EGGS SEEM GOOD. I once heard a trick about them and eye lashes somewhere or other. I don't remember. But I eat metal sometimes. So, I try my best to chew my way out of this bunker. I've tried breaking the observation window but it's impenetrable. It's GREAT IN HERE, I'll tell you all about it SOMETIME SOON! On the moon! (<-A RELEVANT RHYME OF MUSIC <WINKINGFACE>) I DONT REALLY HAVE MUCH TO REPORT, LETS CALL MY UPDATES 'CAPTAINS LOG' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. SOUND GOOD? IVE TOUCHED ENOUGH WIRES FOR THE DAY, SPEAK TO YOU SOON, THANK YOU FOR BEING LOYAL FANBASE, MAKE SURE TO SPUR CONVERSATION. FAREWELL FOR NOW. BYE.

- cori&her Business Woman